I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.

(via seabelle)

(Source: stayygone)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

diancie:

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herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

thats what the fuck he get. i hope his balls exploded

You have had a dream for so many years. Let today be the day you make a plan for it. Just think about how much more likely you are to hit your target when you finally aim at it.

― Steve Maraboli (via psych-quotes)

fuckinq:

i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one

youngblackandvegan:

imsoshive:

86thatshit:

nearlyvintage:

Dwayne and Rocky Johnson - 1981

Hereditary swoleness 

his daddy look like a crip in the 70s.

daddy fine af tho

youngblackandvegan:

imsoshive:

86thatshit:

nearlyvintage:

Dwayne and Rocky Johnson - 1981

Hereditary swoleness 

his daddy look like a crip in the 70s.

daddy fine af tho

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

lurkthejerk:

If we are play fighting imma hit ya in ya thighs and when you go ouch that hurts imma be like lemme kiss em and then we gone smang bang.

(Source: farfrompaid)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying